Take A Virtual Reality Trip With Johnny Oops For New Years

Join Johnny Oops as he charges across the country acting as if he were a prophet, sinning like a charlatan, and in his own way attempting to spread the word of God by touching other people. Travel with him as he survives a plane crash in Venezuela, drowning in France, and a stabbing at his home in California. Enjoy yourself with Johnny as he discovers his inner self—a one-foot tall albino with pink eyes dressed in a Boy Scout uniform. Suffer with him as his scandalous affairs are revealed. Have fun trying to predict what Johnny will do and say next in his self appointed role as a guru. Question with Johnny whether everything that is happening is real.

Johnny Oops, available for only $0.99 on Kindle and in print on Amazon.com at $14.95
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Take A Virtual Reality Trip With Johnny Oops

Join Johnny Oops as he charges across the country acting as if he were a prophet, sinning like a charlatan, and in his own way attempting to spread the word of God by touching other people. Travel with him as he survives a plane crash in Venezuela, drowning in France, and a stabbing at his home in California. Enjoy yourself with Johnny as he discovers his inner self—a one-foot tall albino with pink eyes dressed in a Boy Scout uniform. Suffer with him as his scandalous affairs are revealed. Have fun trying to predict what Johnny will do and say next in his self appointed role as a guru. Question with Johnny whether everything that is happening is real.

Johnny Oops, available for only $0.99 on Kindle and in print on Amazon.com at $14.95.

Answer The Question 123: How To Get Rid Of Unemployment

Answer The Question 123: How To Get Rid Of Unemployment

How To Get Rid Of Unemployment

Answer: Hire 5 million union workers to administer the new health care system. Hire five million customer service agents to answer complaints about the new health care system. Give each one a coupon to buy an electric GM car free. Total cost about five trillion dollars a year. Problem solved. Country converted to permanent third world bankrupt status.

Brought to you by Government Without Limits

P.S. We now have 67,000 plus TSA workers supervised by more than 3900 managers doing body searches to take away our freedom and keep us securely unhappy. What's next a big brothers union to watch over all of us? Either you join the union or you convert to status of illegal alien and get free college and medical. Not so bad in exchange for your freedom - huh?

Arthur

http://sooozsaysstuff.blogspot.com/

Check out my interview about my novel Johnny Oops and myself by Soooz of Goodreads.com

Regards,

Arthur

Is Your Sexuality Inhibiting You

Johnny is always testing life’s borders. Join him and discover how far you are willing to press your own vision of reality. Is God really a Game Master? Are we all bit players in a giant virtual reality game? Is your sexuality inhibiting you?

How Old Is Too Young?

Does being part of the new middle aged group mean not getting Social security until you are seventy?

Sniffles and Coughs

They say that sex starts with a scent that attracts you and ends with a cough as you get older, can't smell anything any more, and cough to try and catch your breathe.

Thank God this doesn't happen to the new Middle aged Group.

Johnny Oops: Who Says Poor People Don’t Want To Be Free?

Johnny Oops: Who Says Poor People Don’t Want To Be Free?